Divorce experts Kim and Khloe Kardashian are on the job and Larsa Pippen is ready…
With that body we think Larsa will do just fine landing another NBA star.
Although, the Kardashian sisters know how to get over a NBA star – just get under another NBA star. Then, make yourself look like the victim.
Head master at this is Kim Kardashian-West, who has been friends with the Pippen family. Kim and Larsa are longtime friends. Larsa is turning to Kim since she made herself look the victim after her 42 marriage to Kris Humphries. Kim deceived the media, had E! News pay for the wedding and them made out with over $30 million for the gig. She wasn’t over, being the eldest, and putting the KKK on the map, Kim made sure to make Kris Humphries look like the problem. While all the time she was secretly seeing Kanye West.
Next is Kim’s protegé, Khloe Kardashian, who destroyed Lamar Odom’s career, self-esteem and then smeared his name in the media. She made herself look like a savior after he almost died. Once Lamar was back on his feet, Khloe did what all Kardashian women do…she left and went back to her selfie life. Khloe continued her comeback losing weight and snagging Tristan Thompson. Khloe is obviously looking good and feeling great.
Too bad for his pregnant fiance, because Khloe snagged him right after the two fell out. While Jordan Craig thought Tristan would come back to her, Khloe made sure to keep her man by showering him with expensive gifts for Christmas. No worries, Jordan gave birth recently and kept Tristan’s name of the birth certificate, since he was a no-show at the hospital.
It’s nice that Larsa’s support system is well versed in dealing with life of an NBA divorcée. The best part for Larsa is that she can get all the tips on how to make Scottie Pippen look like the problem. Then, put herself on a pedestal all while jumping from NBA player to player until she finds that right fit. Kind of like Little Red Ridding Hood, but instead of porridge she’s testing eggplants.
Don’t squeeze the eggplants too hard Larsa Pippen… Happy hunting!