In case you needed to know how to fight a wolf, former NFL running back Arian Foster, who thinks that he would come out victorious going up against some wolves!!!

What ever floats his boat right? Read Arian Foster’s logic behind the madness….

CelebNSports247.com has just got a crash course on how to fight a wolf, this according to former NFL running back Arian Foster.

Arian Foster believes if he was to go up against a wolf in a one-on-one match he would walk away successful. Did Arian see the Liam Neeson movie The Grey? Nobody won a fight against the wolves. They all got eaten.

Foster’s logic behind this assertion is that he weighs more, has thumbs and has “studied the wolf.”

Umm, yeeeah!

Check how Arian Foster explained his crazy logic:

Foster spent 3 hours this pleasant Sunday afternoon on Twitter, detailing his ability to successfully fight a wolf in a one-on-one match.

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Are you ready, because wolves are illiterate?

Arian starts off saying:

I “wanna go camping but “wildlife” scares the shit outta me,” he said. “I honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.”
he believes.

The delusion continued:

“I’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.” He adds, “if he bites me his main weapon is immobilized. then becomes vulnerable. this is why thumbs are so important.”

He responds to a follower saying:

“Thumbs means i can grab him .he can’t grab me. all he has is a mouth. grab his neck he can’t bite. https://twitter.com/joebwankenobi/status/838444585386979329 …”

Arian states:

“Also hasn’t been to 4 probowls, overcome those injuries and DOESNT HAVE THUMBS. advg: me, f-cker.”

He CLAPS BACK at couple followers he say he can fight a wolf:

“I think we think of wolves as these vicious aggressors become of stories thru the years. Like, look at this thing man. y’all gassed wolves via fables and fairytales. https://twitter.com/benondatop/status/838455453650673664 …”

Foster states:

“Bro you think a wolf knows where my artery is? all the sudden i’m fighting a wolf that knows biology?”

What did we learn from Arian Foster today? To believe you can do anything you put your mind too. And, if something sounds so utterly stupid and crazy, NEVER admit it, stay confident and believe your own hype.

Thank you Arian, we will look forward to your upcoming one on one against a wolf. That will be a fight worth seeing. Now will it be shirtless or will he have protective gear so the wolf does go straight for the throat and kill him in under 60 seconds?

His final thought was on this one…its a gem: