This is sounding a bit thirsty for attention, but we just got word that Ex-NFL star Jamal Anderson EXPOSED Swipe at a Gas Station!??
Weird right? Get the tea on Jamal Anderson who felt the urge to whip out his Roster and show off his cock-a-doodle-doo to the clerk…
We are hoping it was dipped in gold or it was the cock-a-doodle-doo of all cock-a-doodle-doos. In fact, it better be over a foot long or we’re questioning Jamal Anderson’s THOT like ways!!!
Here is the tea on how things played out. Ladies and gents are you ready for this magical discovery? Was Jamal ‘The Dirty Bird’ Anderson hoping the clerk would bow down to the splendorous penis?
NOPE, instead, the clerk at a QuikTrip reported a black male had walked into the store early Wednesday morning, slurred something and started handing over money. He started walking around the store. A short while later he walked up to the clerk and took out his penis and started masturbating.
Wow, really?
That’s when the clerk speed dialed police, according to Suwanee police in Georgia. When officers arrived and spoke to the former Falcons great, they say appeared intoxicated. He told them he’d been dropped off by friends.
As for the clerk…he got a freak show and a front row seat to Jamal Anderson masturbation show. The clerk did not want to press charges, so cops tell us they merely issued a ticket for criminal trespass.
Anderson aka The Dirty Bird is now banned from the QuikTrip, and if he returns he’ll be arrested on the spot. Lucky for Anderson, police were nice enough to get him an Uber ride home.
The sad part is Anderson didn’t make it rain! The clerk was NOT flipping out the one’s, ten’s and twenties. What would you have done if Jamal Anderson EXPOSED Swipe for you and then pulled the cord a few dozen time to make it erupt?
Thoughts? Would you watch first then call police? Or would you be grossed out and just call police before he finished? We know that there are some freaks out there, so be honest.
What would his mama think?
